Apr 21,2014 /1

my foot hurts 

im gonna go lay down in bed until tomorrow when I have to go to twerk 

ALL I THINK ABOUT IS PAYCHECK.

It takes me from one day to the next :D

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alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

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linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

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hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

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brilliances:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life