Jul 30,2014 /42

ilovedessert:

I could really go for a donut right about now

Jul 30,2014 /493863

wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

Jul 30,2014 /188988

heart:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

Jul 30,2014 /117164

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

Jul 30,2014 /478
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teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

Jul 29,2014 /2606
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basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

Jul 29,2014 /323392

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing