rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

chris-noth:

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

scienceing:

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

billfuckinghader:

having only one earphone that works is worse than having no earphones at all

oomshi:

Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me